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If you only have time to see one romantic dramedy, see . If you only have time to see one dramedy with a third wheel narrative thread, see . And if you want to see the edgiest, funniest comedy of the year, see Splitsville. If you don’t mind waiting until the last twenty minutes for the plot to raise your pulse in this love triangle, The Threesome is here for you.
The script twists itself into pretzels to keep him blameless of any side-eyes and mostly succeeds. One non sequitur scene contrives to have Olivia outside with no coat and visibly cold just so he can take his jacket off and give it to her. Kevin (Josh Segarra) seems to exist just to make Connor look good in comparison and throw a wrench in the mix. He’s the real creep that Connor is trying to avoid becoming, and Segarra’s onscreen sequence is one of the funnier bits in The Threesome.
The Threesome often mistakes snappy lines and sexual situations for substance. The dialogue from writer Ethan Ogilby occasionally signals that it’s 2024 with talk of Venmo and PayPal when addressing financial logistics for abortion or the legal hoops that people jump through to get health care. As a whole, it’s window dressing and feels like recycled bits from a standup routine or a Judd Apatow comedy. Olivia deserves a better movie that treats her like a real person and explores her penchant for self-sabotage. Instead, it must be about Connor. Olivia could’ve had the journey where she changes over the course of a movie like a real protagonist. Nope, still Connor’s story. According to logic, the best protagonist only has things happen to them while remaining the same rosy-cheeked, wide-eyed person at the beginning of the journey. Maybe the script needed a Miss Havisham.
