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You can’t live here and fuck me
“I didn’t know that my father was going to die,” he says. “It didn’t really affect the way the record came out, but it did affect the whole ending of the story. Saturn travels around the earth every 29 years and passes in front of the moon – it began right when we were finishing the record and it ended on the morning of my father’s death. The last song I wrote was ‘Saturnalia’ and the one before that was ‘Heaven Upside Down’. There’s the mythology of Saturnus – the father eating his child – maybe it was my dad’s way of saying ‘OK you’re done son, get this record out,’ because he didn’t get to hear it. I felt it (the album) had to be done – not to save the world, not for rock and roll purposes, not because I want to make a great record. All of those things are included in the package, but I’m here to fuck shit up. That’s my job. I’m a tornado and you can sit back and watch it.”
STEPSON, DON’T WORRY, DADDY IS NOT HERE, YOU CAN FUCK ME
PLEASE I’M NOT COMING YOU CAN FUCK ME HERE
Someone bought me a copy of “If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?” for a gift. The title immediately made me smile, so I read it. The contents didn’t disappoint.Heimel writes about women, PMS, and even compares differing reactions to porno movies depending on the sex of the viewer. (No pun intended.) The book is hysterical – I’ve read the list of things men want out loud to many people, but while the subjects are written humorously, they aren’t exactly untrue….So laugh if you like (I know I did), but according to my own independant poll, men really do want a lady in the living room and a sex-starved tiger in the bedroom!
