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We were genuinely surprised by how much we enjoyed Don’t Fuck in the Woods. Don’t get me wrong, it is bad, but it’s fun, and it’s short, and it was just what we wanted in a late October night.
About two years ago I put in a little bit of money in the crowdfunding campaign of a movie with the delightful little title of Don’t fuck in the woods. God knows why but there were promises of gore and nudity and an old school monster suit and I’m kinda cheap when it comes to exploitation. After hearing some not so good stuff about the director of the movie and his ways of using the money on things not connected to the movie I kind of wrote off the whole thing, not expecting anything. Then all of a sudden the movie reappears on the horizon a few weeks ago and I receive a package in the mail.
How could I not watch a movie called Don’t Fuck in the Woods? This is a simple creature feature that doesn’t take itself too seriously, which is the way to go with this title. A group of horny college kids goes camping and there is a monster who is all about some killing.
My rating for “Don’t Fuck In The Woods” is 6/10
Winning the most honest and straight to the point (not to mention ballsiest) title to a new horror film award is DON’T FUCK IN THE WOODS, a low budget comedy that gives no fucks about trying to be polite or decent. This is the movie equivalent to a fart in an elevator and I love it!
