Over at Shumptruck State Priz, Morgan Freeman is not getting paroled, AS USUAL. He explains, folksily, that he's the guy who smuggles in contraband such as cigarettes, pornos, and geological surveying equipment. "Yessir, I'm a regular Sears and Roebuck." (Pretty sure the cigarettes/porno/rock hammer Sears is a specialty branch, bro.) He is also the narrator […] More