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“What was the plot of that porn, then?” He asks me, twenty seconds after we’ve both come. We’re sitting side-by-side on the sofa, him covered in spunk and me casually discarding the and I used to get there myself. On the TV the porn scene we were watching still plays: porn with no plot, just a couple of people having a vigorous and sexy shag. He reaches for the controller to switch it off as I try to put into words what ‘the plot of that porn’ really was.
See, I struggle if there is no plot. I watch porn sometimes, but very rarely on my own. On my own, I prefer to close my eyes and imagine people doing dirty things in my head. It’s not because I don’t like – there is plenty of amazing porn out there, and on occasion I’ll find something specific that really does it for me. But most of the time, if I’m watching something he likes, I’m adding an extra layer to what’s happening on-screen by writing some plot in my head.
The porn with no plot that we’re watching is about as straightforward as you can get. Two people in revealing clothes begin by kissing, then there’s a blow job, then they switch locations and fuck. Vigorously and beautifully and skilfully in a variety of different positions, but still: they just fuck. There’s very little talking, and no plot whatsoever. If I had to guess at the motivation behind the sex they were having it’d be that they’re just two very sexy people who fancy each other and want to bone. That’s it. There’s no intriguing blackmail scenario, no atmosphere of challenge or reward, no wife-walking-in-partway-through and battling an intense mix of emotions as she weighs up whether to plunge in. Just two people fucking.
No criticism of that porn scene, of course: it was great. It’s just that porn with no plot doesn’t tend to do it for me, so I have to imagine extra layers. My dude was curious about what layer I could have added to a scene which was so entirely straightforward.
