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All My Boobs is a sexy 3D greeting card that lets you show your love with every inch of those swayin’ blouse bunnies. The front cover features a heart themed bikini, healthily stuffed with sizable breasts, and text reading, “I love you with all my boobs*”. Inside, the message continues, “*I would say ‘heart’ but my boobs are bigger.” A generous set of heart-pastied milk pillows grows from the center, treating any boob-lover with a most appreciated visual. Give ‘em all the feels, then watch as they grovel over the twins.
Those girls are all boobs and no brains.
I swear, all those boobs I can’t touch
Embrace and celebrate all the ways breasts can be unique, beautiful, and powerful with The Joy of Boobies! This joyful, inclusive gift book is a tribute to boobs in every size, shape, and story—from those that have been nurtured, altered, reduced, or reconstructed, to those that point north, south, or stand proudly in-between. Whether pierced, tattooed, or au naturel, this little book honors every chest and the personal stories that go with them.
Jason Mendoza: Those aren’t dumb shapes. They’re a pair of boobs. And then two extra side boobs. It symbolizes that boobs come in all shapes and sizes… and distances apart!
