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Murray isn’t letting Liz out of the deal. It was simple. He goes to her cousin’s stupid wedding and she gives him first anal sex. Now, though, she’s nervous as hell about her first anal sex encounter, and not knowing what to do, she calls her friend Mandy. Of course, Mandy knows you don’t make a sex deal and back out, so she shows up in short order to help her friend get used to the idea with some lesbian sex and a nice sex toy to get her used to a stuffed rear! Liz and Mandy never expected Murray to show up right then, and Liz’s first anal sex just turned into her first anal MFF threesome!
but it still captures the reluctance. This one is a whole lot more playful, though. Essentially, a woman convinces her man to go to a boring wedding by promising him anal sex in return. She’s terrified, and her friend comes by to help…um…ease her into the idea. Of course, the two of them are caught and the first time turns into a threesome. It’s funny and sexy, and if you’re looking for something highly explicit that isn’t just cheap porn, you’ll really enjoy this story. If you’re not looking for real writing, though, you’d be better off buying a copy of hustler or penthouse letters.
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Alright, so picture this: I was just scrolling through the internet, you know, doing the usual doom-scrolling, and BAM! I stumbled upon some crazy article about how data analysis is the future, how everyone needs to be a data wizard, and how excel skills are more valuable than gold. It hit me then, a bolt of inspiration! There’s a whole tribe of us out there, those of us who actually -love- diving into spreadsheets, crunching numbers, and finding patterns that others can’t even dream of. We’re the silent heroes of the business world, the ones who make sense of the chaos. And we deserve a shirt. A shirt that shouts it from the rooftops! That’s where the idea of I love anal ytics I’m an absolute demon in the excel sheets shirt was born.
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