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Elizabeth Hurley’s new line of bikinis for Mango is out, which, we suppose, explains why the London Times ran a really long profile of her. A good celebrity profile, like a good movie, contains the ups and downs of a person’s life that create an arc. At first — since even we can’t fake enthusiasm for her new bikini collection — we were inclined to agree with commenters who pointed out Hurley’s not really worth writing about because she’s just not arc material. One notes, “Liz Hurley is utterly … uninteresting.” But! We noticed Liz’s life is chock-full of hardships, which we’re happy to present in this easy-to-read list:
