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So far, Watchmen hasn’t exactly been demure when it comes to sex—it’s not TV, it’s HBO, after all. We’ve seen Angela (Regina King) and her husband do it in a closet. We’ve watched as Laurie Blake (Jean Smart), shortly before engaging in a secret motel rendezvous with . Episode five even opens with a young Wade Tillman being fellated inside a carnival funhouse. Also, there’s gotta be something a little pervy going on with , right? Still, even these few stolen moments didn’t fully prepare us for this week’s scene of costumed penetration, wherein the elder Wade () sits down to a baked-bean dinner in front of his TV, just in time to catch O.G. vigilante Hooded Justice passionately taking another masked man from behind.
The unexpected detour into superhero porn hails from American Hero Story, the Ryan Murphy-esque show-within-the-show that occasionally delves into Watchmen history, albeit with some fairly liberal dramatic license. As Agent Petey informs us in, the fictional series’ first season covered the life of Rorschach, which Petey laments was filtered through “a sensationalistic hyper-pop narrative that plays recklessly with history.” (In case it’s not obvious, Watchmen also uses American Hero Story to offer a wry critique of itself.) In the show, American Hero Story’s second season has just premiered, this time dramatizing the early days of pioneering crimefighting team The Minutemen as told through the permanently obscured eyes of Hooded Justice.
